ROLLER POOPIES - A CAT'S GAME
Cat Roller Poopies - Rules of Play
1. One or more cats and/or kittens may compete.
2. Poopies used must be good and dry, and preferably rounded and small, in order to roll properly and fit into the various goals.
3. A non-carpeted floor should be used as the playing court.
4. Game is to be played at night, just as owners are about to fall asleep.
5. Object of the game: 250 points to be scored within an 8 hour period of time
Scoring
1. Retrieval of poopies from the litter pan: 2. Dribbling Poopies:
A. Two-paw retrieval.............................2 pts 
A. Non-stop to within 4 feet of litter pan.......3 pts
B. One-paw retrieval.............................5 pts B. Non-stop across the kitchen floor.............5 pts
C. Retrieval of inadequate or mushy poopie.....minus 5 pts C. Non-stop from pan, through kitchen and into living
room............................................7 pts D, Same as C, done in the presence of the owner's dinner guests...................................10 pts
3. Goals in Roller Poopies: 4. Passing of Poopies (In the air at least 2 seconds)
A. Under stove or refrigerator...................5 pts A. One kitty toss in the air...................3 pts B. Under furniture with 1" clearance............10 pts B. Completed forward pass....................5 pts
C. Dead center of food plate....................15 pts C. If Poopie shatters on impact..............10 pts
D. Water dish....................................25 pts
BONUS POINTS
Water Dish Goals
1) for every hour before discovery...5 pts
2) It nearly dissolves before discovery...10 Pts
3) If owner gags when dumping...15 pts
For placing in 3AM path to bathroom, so owner steps in it with bare feet.....10 pts
If stepped on with fleshy part of arch.....15 pts
NIGHT-TIME BONUS:
1) after lights out.....5 pts
2) after 2 PM....10 ptS
3) If owner confiscates it,
having another poopie in play with 10 minutes....15 pts